Cassette Space Station

I always thought cassettes had a funky shape, kinda makes me think of a retro/futuristic space music station

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Look cool for people born before 1990! Explain what a cassette is to people born after 1990...

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As obsolete as they can nowadays be, cassettes

Born To Rule!

Rise and shine rulers of the world, your time is at hand!

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Suggestion:

Avoid plastic rulers this coming season

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A ruler with no measurements is just a stick...

Toys At Class

To those who spent some of the longest most boring days wondering what to play with at school. At least we had imagination back then.

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To be worn in hyper strict schools as propaganda

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Click here to kill boredom

If toys are just objects, then any object can be a toy, right?

Ceci n'est pas une poop

As Monsieur Magritte suggested, images can be treacherous, right?

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To be worn in a trip to the art museum or an ice-cream convention.

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With chocolate chips please

Appearances can be deceiving! poops look like ice cream, ice cream looks like pudding and pudding tastes like sh*t

No Mansplaining

We've been victims of it, unaware perpetrators maybe, but hearing a dude condescendingly explain something nobody really cares about may be a tad aggravating for sure. Awareness is key fellow people! and it comes in many colors :)

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Wear it around potential offenders and point at it if/when the offender goes into mansplaining mode!

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For those who love to prove how much do they know... dude! nobody cares...

True Love is Cheesy

True love is a cheesy, steamy, stretchy hot mess of goodness, just like pizza. - Leonardo the turtle

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DON'T wear it while eating pizza... you'll mess it up...

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With fries and diet coke please!

Pizza is culinary poetry...

Murphy's Anatomy

"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong" or something like that the old adage goes. This scientific depiction attempts to deconstruct the basic elements that compose a typical scenario of a common manifestation of the Murphy's law phenomena.

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Some people just want to watch the world burn...

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In the end no matter how bad things are, they can always go worse...

Summer!

Summer's short, and some days may be terribly hot! but they're very arguably the best days of the year! Sun, BBQs, flowers and thieving dogs! that's the life.

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Suggestion:

Do you love summer? grab one. You don't? still grab one and give it to someone who does, easy.

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But seriously though, who doesn't like summer?

The Milky Way

God is dead, and we have killed him... The reality is that there's a gigantic glass of milk pouring galaxies and planets around like Choco puffs in twirl like motion - Says recent study from Nasa.

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To be worn around flat earthers and cereal enthusiasts.

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What if we are to other beings what bacteria are to us, and what we call universe is just a bunch of other specs of dust floating around?

Part Latina, Part Mom

It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you get a beating por no escuchar gran pendejo!

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Suggestion:

Wear this around your mom and compliment her new flip flops while at it.

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Why did time traveling robots had to be equipped with a german accent speech software?

The Ordinary 4

Ordinary on their own but even more together. These 4 may be the heroes in an arts & crafts for little kids, or a camping trip with friends - saving the world their own way!

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Suggestion:

Wear this at chem camp or around your geek friends. Don't wear it around baby boomers or it'll just reinforce their opinions about you being a fucking weirdo and a bit of an idiot.

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I like to play with visual puns, or poke fun at the culture I grew up in, which I guess it's a bit what everyone else is doing... So yeah.. I guess I need to find my own voice, eventually.

There's a bat on my shirt

Legend has it Bruce Wayne got inspired by his fear of bats to do his logo, but latest research tells us it all happened one day he was jogging in the woods and a distracted bat crashed onto his boring yellow oval shirt... the media can really lie.

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This shirt can be worn both during a Comic Con or a gathering for the conservation of endangered bats - talk about multipurpose!

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I wonder if the bat community would agree with the concept of a dude dressed as a bat beating up weirdos for a living.

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Code never looked so rocking. Obviously Slash's signature leaning position served as inspiration for writers and typographers alike to create such a useful and beloved character.

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Suggestion:

Some people won't get it right off the bat, just count how long it takes them to understand.

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I've always wondered what eye colour Slash has...

Too Early For Drama

Some people are in the habit of having a cup of black coffee in the mornings. Some others prefer a bucket of cold, unfiltered drama... They forget though for some people drama is best served later during the day, if at all.

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Suggestion:

Wear it around people who love constant bitching about how little they slept and how tough their lives seem to be.

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Drama queens of the world unite! but only in the afternoon...

The Exercist

You're the exercist. You're here to extricate the fat demons from fast-food loving souls with holy protein shakes and 30 reps of our father's burpees...

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Suggestion:

Wear in the gym around peeps of your liking. The flashy red will make you look imposing and the clever design will make you look... well... clever.

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The power of weights compel you!

Saying working out is only for douchebags is like saying eating is only for obese people - no people, you need both!

In-Laws

They lurk in the depths (of the room next door)... listening to your every move and every word, waiting patiently. Gathering intel to turn into gossip everything you say with their special bs producing gills. (At least in some families, I actually like my in-laws :p)

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